T V shows

Ok something needs to be said about the poor quality of todays T.V. shows.  First of all why do all the shows have to do with so called "Reallity."  I watched Jersey Shore the other day and realized they need to look up the term reality.  That show is what I would call a night mare.  All reality shows are about is self centered egomaniacs.  Secondly we have the contest shows.  First we had biggsest Looser then Dancing with the Stars then we had Dance your A** off.  A sad excuse for a hybrid TV show.  And now even Dancing with the Stars is awfull.  In fact I play a game every now and then.  I watch the show and try to figure out who the stars are.  They even have messed up TLC.  Fist they had little people big world and then they had cake boss.  Put them together and you get an awful show about little people trying to bake.  All in all we really need some better TV shows out there.

Christmas Decorations

Ok, over this thanksgiving break I had to help put up Christmas decorations.  Now let me start off by saying I love Christmas but not the decorating.  We started putting up outdoor decorations two weeks before thanksgiving.  So we went out in the semi nice weather hauled out our old bent up rubber made boxes covered in duct tape and full of tangled up, broken and burnt out Christmas lights.  After spending four hours outside with splinters cuts, scrapes, and bruises you find out all of your decorating has given you the honor of being one of the least decorated houses on the block.  You then give up, go inside and swear to never decorate again.  Then when you go out to plug in the fifteen outlets worth of Christmas lights.  You blow a fuse messing up your recording of Christmas vacation and then find out half of the lights on one strand are burnt out.  Then you go inside to decorate in their you pull out your extremely heavy and breakable items from the attic and haul them down stairs.  First you start out with the Christmas tree aw the messy extremely heavy tree that all of your selfish presents will be under.  You then go through your old broken ornaments fixing some with fish hooks.  You get it all set up and realize your have accidentally inserted the chord into the tree.  So you have to take it apart.  Then you go and get your tacky gifts your grandmother gave you and set them out in random places.  After which you grab your garland, the nastiest material on Earth and begin to place it in high dangerous places with little flimsy wire that never stays on.  After this you apologize for everything you have said and regretted through this whole experience and get ready to start to enjoy Christmas.

Halloween

This devilish holliday has to be the devils idea thought up in the bowls of Hell.  So this holiday will give the overprotective parents one more way to totally keep there kids away from experiencing society.  Obviously buying overpriced plastic masks to get free candy is satanic.  I personally think halloween is just one more things the christians can be legallistic about.  So trust me your kids won't become satanists for going to a fall festival

Skittles Switch Singing Bunny

Bed Intruder de Antoine Dodson & Gregory Brothers - Subtitulado al Español

Starburst Commercial

(STEREO SOUND) Antoine Dodson warns a PERP on LIVE TV!

Jesus Is definatly my friend

One Uppers

Ok I'm starting to get real tired of "One Uppers". For those of you who don't know what that is let me explain it to you.
A One Upper is a person who, well let me give you an example. Say you are telling a story about how you just got your first car, and of course it is a piece of crap. So you tell one of your friend (the one upper) about it. Next thing you know he's telling you how is car a V6 engine with a turbo booster and 20 inch rims AND fuzzy dice. By this point you want to hit him in the face with the closest blunt object. But do to national laws, that wouldn't go over so well with the authorities. So you resort to pretending to fall asleep and wait until he loses interest and walks away due to boredom. This move is used by oppossum's in the wild so they won't be eaten by bigger animals. So in reality the one upper is like a bear trying to eat the opossum's (other people) and we are just trying to make it through the day without having to deal with these one uppers.

-Anonymous

Block!

Why is everything on the internet blocked on mine and blakes' computer? its not like we are buying ponies and sending them to the school as a prank? cause really where would we keep this pony if we bought it? mr. richards room? he already has to many animals. What about in Mr. Mendenhalls' closet that goes into Narnia, Jake (its a guy pony), would love to live in there. but as i was saying earlier, blake and i cant play games or anything and its just OUR computers! so someone really needs to un-block our computer, ya

Messin' With Strangers

A few weekends ago I was in guitar center dreaming about owning half of the guitars in that place.  Then out of the corner of my eye I saw this guy with his girlfriend I guess.  He was over by the more expensive guitars (the ones I never even go near, you know you can look but you can't touch).  I noticed he was showing off to this girl and she was actually kind of impressed.  What made me mad was he had a two thousand dollar Les Paul hooked up to a five hundred dollar Marshal Amp and a two hundred dollar pedal board in between.  I found out this combination makes smoke on the water sound magical.  Now I'm not one to pass up an opportunity like this to make someone mad so I picked up a squire Telecaster which cost about one hundred and fifty bucks, and hooked it up to an off brand amp.  I began to play Johnny B. Goode which is a good deal harder to play.  First off it uses all six strings instead of just one, and as soon as you play one lick you need to roll off of it and go to another one.  This made him mad and he started to play Iron  man, a song that uses two strings.  I switched from my original blues song and started improving just as fast as I could possibly play.  I used every effect I knew without the use of a pedal board I bent everything from strings to the guitar neck.  After this he just got up and left so I decided to leave him alone.  So remember next time you see a guy showing off you don't have to make him fail you just have to show him up yourself. 

P.S. I'm sure there is some Biblical reference to this being okay, I just couldn't find it.

The Puncuation Crisis

In, some, of, our, posts, we, have, missed, a, few, commas, and, possibly, some, periods.  So, just,  in, case, someone, gets, offended, by, our, lack, of, punctuation, I, made, sure, that, this, time, there, will, be, no, mistakes.  Hey, sophomore, guys, are, smarter, than, they, look!

   Friends...What are those again? Arent they those things that you laugh at when they mess up?

Friends

This week we talked about friends.  And while the song "Why Can't We Be Friends" goes through your head enjoy my smart Alec comments.  For me friends are easy for me to find because most people want to have as many friends as me and everyone wants to have me as a friend.  Basically friends are people who do things that you don't want to do such as, mess with the mean teachers or ask out the girl of their dreams while I point and laugh at their rejection.  As you can see friends are very important to me.  They are what make me more popular because, without friend counts no one would know who the most popular is.  My friends are the best they do everything I tell them to.

This last week we had to have a sub apparently male teachers also get a maternity leave.  This whole teacher's wife having a baby really put loop in my life.:)  However he is back and my life is back on track.  Yesterday it was called to my attention a need, the need of a monkey changer.  Basicly it takes in unwanted change like a coinstar and pop out comes your monkey cute little hat and all.  This would be a great addition society and the greatest scam since the snuggie.  Unfortunately there would have to be a new shelter for all the unwanted and unloved monkeys in the world.

What quality you look for in a future spouse

Yes this was quite a question for a bunch of guys whose biggest decision in the day is what they eat for breakfast.  The guys seemed to answer this question as they would if their sunday school teacher asked them it in the third grade.  The girls posts were a little more deep.  All their answer were great, unfortunately they will all have to settle for a guy less than their ecpectations because, the world is fresh out of prince charmings. 

First Blog

All the guys in the sophomore class decided that we got tired of being in trouble for making smart alec coments in class so, we decided to post them on the web semi anonymously.  This way our teacher and class can see into the mind of a sophomore guy.