One Uppers

Ok I'm starting to get real tired of "One Uppers". For those of you who don't know what that is let me explain it to you.
A One Upper is a person who, well let me give you an example. Say you are telling a story about how you just got your first car, and of course it is a piece of crap. So you tell one of your friend (the one upper) about it. Next thing you know he's telling you how is car a V6 engine with a turbo booster and 20 inch rims AND fuzzy dice. By this point you want to hit him in the face with the closest blunt object. But do to national laws, that wouldn't go over so well with the authorities. So you resort to pretending to fall asleep and wait until he loses interest and walks away due to boredom. This move is used by oppossum's in the wild so they won't be eaten by bigger animals. So in reality the one upper is like a bear trying to eat the opossum's (other people) and we are just trying to make it through the day without having to deal with these one uppers.

-Anonymous